voltist:

me watching any movie where a woman violently slaughters a man 

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nearer-my-god:

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

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jigglypuffsvevo:

me: *feels random pain in body*

me: kill me

(via meanplastic)

aidashakur:

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asoftloveliness:

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

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joulejay:

this is uber. am outside

(via alarmingpenguin)

garbage-empress:

jacknabber:

i-homeostasis:

i-homeostasis:

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

the venus one especially fucks me up because those pictures were taken on a planet that has a surface temperature hot enough to melt lead and an atmospheric pressure equal to being about 1 km (~0.6 miles) under the ocean and to get there you have to fall through clouds made of sulfuric acid.

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8bitavery:

w0wls:

stimman3000:

.

When the effects dont load right

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warm-suggestions:

Friendly reminder to drink more water and let go of more bullshit

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the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

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Terrible maps

footballintuxedos:

catchymemes:

I’m waiting for a map that’s terrible, where are they?

(Source : catchymemes, via let-me-munch-loudly)

pettydavis:

lordeboy:

i’m crying

when you do clownery

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